When asked about their relationship with the county sheriff, the Pruetts were not surprised at Vague's comments, but insisted that the evidence they discovered was clear and suggested that the sheriff might be in on the whole conspiracy to keep information about aliens secret. Said Ms. Pruett, "That Vague has been sheriff for over 10 years and even though he hasn't caught a single alien, he keeps getting reelected. He must be in on the secret" (Bad Analogy). Mr. Pruett nodded in agreement and pointed out that, "We didn't have many alien sighting before Vague got elected sheriff but now we see them more and more. He's got to be part of it" (False Cause).

Attempts to gain access to Area 51 itself were unsuccessful, but this reporter managed to contact Airman James V. Fallacious at Nellis Air Force Base near Las Vegas who agreed to comment on the alleged recent discovery of alien presence by the Pruetts by way of answering the telephone. In response to the question, "Do you work for the Air Force and do you keep aliens on your base or know where they are?" (Complex Question), Airman Fallacious said, "Er, yes, but I mean no. I mean, I work for the Air Force but I don't know anything about aliens here or anywhere else." The airman's hesitant and confused response piqued this reporter's interest and a follow-up question was asked. "Since millions of Americans have seen lights in the night sky," the airman was asked, "you must therefore have a lot...

At this point, the airman hung up but not before this reporter heard him say to an unidentified federal official, "Answer your own damn phone next time, Bill," which confirmed the overwhelming suspicion that the U.S. government is hiding something about aliens (Argument by Selective Observation).
If the U.S. armed forces are seeing an increasing number of servicemen and women being deployed for wartime responsibilities, why aren't these military personnel also seeing all of these aliens? If just makes sense that if they are seeing one thing, they should be seeing the other, too." Despite the Pruetts' intentions to contact the National Inquirer first, in a major scoop, this reporter managed to gain access to a copy of the picture of the aliens taken by the Pruetts which is reproduced for the first time in the national media here. National Inquirer, eat your heart out!

Picture of strangely clad aliens taken by Seymour G. And Selma Pruett, May 2, 2008 [Source: http://www.republicanvoices.org/mexican_immigrants.jpg].

The Pruett picture is proof positive that aliens are here today and they wear funny-looking clothes. Whether they mean us good or ill remains to be seen, but the Pruetts and countless other Americans have seen these aliens and it is time for the U.S. government to step up to the plate and admit that aliens are real and let the chips fall where they may.