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"Stop trying to make me feel better. I want to feel bad now and I want to embrace my entire sad human dimension"
"As long as you also accept it, we might actually get somewhere. Think of some of the nice things you have done together."
"No, that will make me sadder."
"Didn't you say you wanted to embrace your sad human dimension?"
"Yes, but not like that. I want to be philosophical and cool about it. You know, like the Greek philosophers, like that cynical naked guy spending time in his barrel, Diogenes."
"Suit yourself. Maybe you can focus on the future instead of thinking of the past."
"How?"
"Let's have a baby and celebrate life"
"Well,...
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